… and shut your immensely ignorant trap. Andy Gray and Richard Keys have since been fired and suspended respectively for their remarks broadcast without their knowledge on the suitability of Sian Massey or any woman for that matter adjudicating football’s offside rule. Somehow this is going to be twisted into some shameful victory for the feminazis as sad sack lager swillers all over that country mourn the temporary loss of such an erudite commenter to the Great Football World. Even Morning Gloria’s response doesn’t make me feel better:
(It’s true. Women have two X chromosomes and ovaries and vaginas and do not know the offside rule. It’s science. In fact, doctors are currently developing a test to determine whether or not a fetus is male or female by asking it, very loudly, about the offside rule. In America, they plan on using the infield fly rule or the NFL’s onside kick rule.)
I’m glad there’s people like MoGlo around because I lose my ability to say anything articulate at all and just want to erupt into a huge, green, muscular version of myself and bellow “FEMINIST! SMASH!” Read more.